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"What are you doing, taking the temperature of the floor with your ass?" - Jin H. Kim

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Links updated:
Probe GT Page: 04 November 2004
Quake CTF Page: 28 March 2003
Puzzles Page: 25 January 2015
cDc Text Page: 27 September 1998
Personal Page: 25 January 2003
Philosophy Page: 18 October 1998
Miscellaneous Page: 27 December 2003
Blah, blah, blah...: 02 May 2004
Godzilla Page: 29 October 2004

25 January 2015 - Wait, WHAT?? A page update in how many years? Yes, a page update in over six years. I finally completed a puzzle I started over six years ago. Despite the the puzzle already being long since manufactured and available at a low price, I decided I was going to finish what I started. Honestly I wish I never started... But there it is.

09 July 2008 - I don't update my page often. But I am not interested in selling the domain space, if anybody is wondering. The only way I will relinquish this domain is by way of the "cold, dead hands" route. Sorry.

To at least give the page some semblance of being maintained though I finally got off my lazy rear end and finished another custom puzzle page I've been sitting on for months now. Go check it out.

2 October 2007 - On the one year anniversary of my Mazdaspeed 6, likely very close to the hour marking one year after the day I drove my car off the lot, somebody keyed my car. Needless to say I'm not a happy person as scratching a black car down to the primer is quite revealing. I have no problems wishing the individual or individuals a horrible, painful death filled with months of agony. There are things you just don't do in life, and this is one of them. You spend your months busting your hump doing the best you can for everybody and some random dirtbag does this. Brings to mind a quote from a favorite movie of mine:

Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: Fucking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a fucker!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.

09/07/2006 - Believe it or not I actually did have an update for 2005... Not that you can tell by looking at this page. I had added a new page for the construction of a 3x3x5 puzzle. Yea, I know. Exciting. And even more exciting, I added more info to the puzzle construction page with information about epoxy putties. Thrilling, isn't it? No additional car stuff, no Godzilla stuff, no personal, philosophical, or miscellaneous stuff. Just puzzles. Talk about geeking out.

11/04/2004 - A couple of page updates, two because I felt guilty about not updating my website and one that was due to an unexpected incident at work.

04/14/2004 - The perfect update for those late night last minute Tax Time procrastinators. Ok, it has almost nothing to do with taxes, however some people find both puzzles and taxes about equally miserable headache inducers so there's your tie-in.

12/27/2003 - Bruce Springsteen: musician, psychopath, or just mentally disturbed? Read a song analysis on the miscellaneous page and find out for yourself.

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